Dial 1-800-WHEN I'M GONE
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Making A Living, Not A Killing, 1998
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Lyrics
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two three four
dial 1-800-WHEN-I'M-GONE
maybe now you'll buy my song
I'm makin' that money I never made
since they laid me in the shade
I'll live on an' on an' on
late at night sometimes you'll get
a picture of me on your tv set
I've been workin' all my life
send your check to my wife
dial 1-800
you'll be seeing this ad 'til Kingdom comes
of me an' Roy an' Elvis - Pete Best on drums
now our bodies are barely cold
they've already started diggin' for gold
dial 1-800
dial 1-800-WHEN-I'M-GONE
maybe now you'll buy my song
I'm makin' that money I never made
since they laid me in the shade
I'll live on an' on an' on
like all the other drunks you see on tv
mine costs $19.95 too - toll free
I know you're probably sittin' there sayin'
oh wow, pick up your phone and order now
and I'll throw in an eight by ten glossy of me
dial 1-800-WHEN-I'M-GONE
maybe now you'll buy my song
I'm makin' that money I never made
since they laid me in the shade
I'll live on an' on an' on an' on 'an on
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Copyright 19??, ??
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Created 22 January 2003
Updated 22 January 2003