Dial 1-800-WHEN I'M GONE

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Making A Living, Not A Killing, 1998

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Lyrics
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two three four

dial 1-800-WHEN-I'M-GONE

maybe now you'll buy my song

I'm makin' that money I never made

since they laid me in the shade

I'll live on an' on an' on

 

late at night sometimes you'll get

a picture of me on your tv set

I've been workin' all my life

send your check to my wife

dial 1-800

 

you'll be seeing this ad 'til Kingdom comes

of me an' Roy an' Elvis - Pete Best on drums

now our bodies are barely cold

they've already started diggin' for gold

dial 1-800

 

dial 1-800-WHEN-I'M-GONE

maybe now you'll buy my song

I'm makin' that money I never made

since they laid me in the shade

I'll live on an' on an' on

 

like all the other drunks you see on tv

mine costs $19.95 too - toll free

I know you're probably sittin' there sayin'

oh wow, pick up your phone and order now

and I'll throw in an eight by ten glossy of me

 

dial 1-800-WHEN-I'M-GONE

maybe now you'll buy my song

I'm makin' that money I never made

since they laid me in the shade

I'll live on an' on an' on an' on 'an on

 

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Copyright 19??, ??
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Created 22 January 2003
Updated 22 January 2003

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